Story from Multiple Eyes

I know, I know. I owe you guys three (maybe four) posts - sorry for the long lost. Usual reason, been overloaded with work (and nothing much happening for the last month). Anyway...

My girl has been disturbed by some childish kid with super-annoying-flirting-techniques that can make even Aphrodite laughing her lungs out (wait, does goddess of love have lungs?). Calls on midnights, fancy SMS with annoying shortform (you know how kids nowadays texting). See her rants here.

One word - pathetic. I am ashamed to have brethren in same gender but with an IQ of a monkey. Come closer guys, let me tell you the right way to flirt. Don't embarrassed me.

Tip #1: Check The Status.

The first rule of a real chivalrous man that we should adhere to - go for single woman. DO NOT GO FOR WOMAN WHO ALREADY HAVE A MAN.

If you do go for woman who already married or in a relationship,  it's either one out of these two indications:

1. You will be severely injured by her man.
2. You will only get a bitch, because only bitches entertain other man when he have a steady one. And you might still be severely injured.

The way to know her status? Ask. Don't be a chicken. Check Tip #2.

Enough said.

Annoying shortform when texting doesn't work. Unless you're going to woo some primary school girls (which gives you a label of peadophiles - or a paedobear), short form that's hard to read is a big turn-off. Examples:

"sory wk gngu mlm2, sy xad niat pape myb nk kwn je, 2pon law owg kt sna sudi nk kwn ngn owg kt sni"

I mean, really, what the fuck?



If you want to call or text a girl, make sure you do it at a proper time. Calling while she's sleeping might get you a bitch-slap. That's not a manly thing to get. Or worst - a silent treatment.


If she doesn't want to be disturbed, then by all means retreat. Be a man. Enough said.

Also, to connect with women, show them that you appreciated their opinion, but at the same time, show them that you have your own opinion. Be a man and do not agree with all she's saying. Don't be a "yes" man. But, don't use harsh words or offend her.

Afraid of offending her? Use this kind of sentences..

"Cool opinion. I agree to some extend, but - no offense, I think that ".

Having said that, you know that you need stuffs to talk about. The normal "dah makan? tgh buat apa?" kind of thing is really meh. Talk about something. Football, games, manly things are also okay, but then asked their opinion about it. You cannot talk things about you really subtle.

No ideas? Here's one.

The World Cup is coming. Ask her how her family reacts to it. Ask her what's her favourite team, who's her favourite player, and why. Ask her if her brother, or father, will be fixed  in front of the TV's the whole night.

Simple.

Ask my girl what did I do to woo her. I was talking about games, books, the memes (like paedo bear, NOMNOMNOM? She doesn't know about that before she met me). It works as long as you have passion in something.

Tip #3: Create a Void.

So you have followed tip #1 and tip #2, eh?

The girl is single, and you get to connect with her by being a real man. You get along, she's replying your text, talking to you..

What's next?

Create a void. That's the most effective things to be done. It caught the girl's attention. Woman loves attentions and being pampered. So you've given that. You fill her time with your attentions. You chatted with her. You laugh with her. You listen to her.

Now stop doing that. Stop texting her for three days or so. Break the routines.

She will then missed you. Missed all the attention. Then she will start looking for you.

That's a win. If you have done such a significant efforts of wooing her, she will be looking for you. Guaranteed. If not, that just means you haven't put enough effort to create such a routine into her. Or she's just not into you.. (which then, refer Tips #2).

That's about it. Flirting is an art of itself to find the true love, so - make Aphrodite smiles. Go boy! :D


P/s: It's been a while since I've been a Love Guru - and it shows. How rusty. the skills have been.. LOL