Story from Multiple Eyes

I am too busy. But I need to post something. So here's a quick way - post all quotes that I got from an email. It's about wife, husbandry, and marriage. Enjoy laughing or smirking. :D

P/s: I got this from an email, so don't blame me or get angry with the statements. It's merely for your amusement. :P

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.   That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste - David Bissonette 

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her - Sacha Guitry

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together - Hemant Joshi

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them - Dumas

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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud.

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me - Anonymous.

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison

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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran

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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
             1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
             2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once -
Anonymous

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to - Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met - Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong - Milton Berle

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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy - Anonymous

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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